I had to get out of the house tonight. I don't think I have talked to a non-coworker
in a week?
Except when dad called today.
And when I yelled at the guy who almost hit me at the gas station.
But saying "Hey watch it asshole!" doesn't really count as a conversation..
Anyways... So since my one and only friend was on a date, I went to Kmart.
Of course I had to pee three times during my 45 min shopping excursion, which sucked...
especially since their bathroom are disgusting and ND still hasn't figured out
the invention of toilet seat protectors.
So I perused the isles, mostly baby stuff...
Got disgusted at the pair of teenage parents who were clearly on "something"
I'm pretty sure from the rotting teeth, open sores on their face, and a combined weight of
210 lbs I can guess what is their drug of choice.
Made me want to steal their baby.
And then there was the bossy tween yelling at her mom about bras.
Who really just needed a good ole fashion spanking.
And then the guy that farted in the shoe isle.. And my sensitive sniffer had to smell it!
I dry heaved.
Finally I decided that being at home with myself, my dog and my baby bump
was WAY better than being with the people of Kmart.
:D
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